YEAH THAT’S HOW IT STARTS
whoops I laughed too hard
1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand
i have special eyes
look
look with your special eyes
MY BRAND
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ
ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
Reason #567 why I’m a chemist. I get to do stuff like this everyday, all day.
Just became friends with this guy on Soundcloud and he is actually amazing like HOW do you do that seriously tell me.
- Me: Well, time to get off my computer and go to bed.
- Me: Okay, now that I'm in bed, let's check the Internet from my phone.
HahahaThis is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!
I have no doubt that this was written for that person^
being christian and saying “abortion should be illegal because it is against my personal religious beliefs” is like being jewish or muslim and saying “consumption of pork products should be illegal because it is against my personal religious beliefs”
